Tuesday, September 24, 2013

Something Spooky at the Sunsphere---Martha's new book

"Something Spooky at the Sunsphere" is a book that will put students in the mood for Halloween or for any other time of the year they would enjoy being scared. Using fun rhymes,the author takes the reader through the most famous building in Knoxville,Tennessee that just happens to also be haunted.

A ghost is in the Sunsphere and it might be coming after children of all ages. What does it look like? When will it arrive? Readers must keep turning the pages to find out.

But, be careful what you say and be careful what you do. The Sunsphere ghost may be coming to get you.

Just in time for Halloween

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New Book by Martha Rose Woodward Something Spooky at the Sunsphere

Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Flaws With Breaking Bad by Martha Rose Woodward 9-17-2013


Yes, I am a fan of Breaking Bad, however, there are major flaws in the story that just have to be addressed. Here are a few:
l. Walt Jr. is far too cooperative for a 16 year old boy. When asked to do chores, he always says, "Sure, Mom!" like he is soooo happy. Most 16 year olds are sassy, self-centered, sleep all day-up all night, talk back, spend 99% of time with friends, NEVER do housework, and more. His grades would tank, too, if his dad was as much trouble as Walt Senior.
2. Jesse's teeth are too perfect. A heavy meth user's teeth ground away with the constant use and gums are red, bloody, soft. Other users on the show have bad teeth, but not Jesse. NOT believeable.
3. There is hardly any mention of DNA. At all murder scenes in which Walt just walks away, his DNA would be everywhere. BOTH their DNA and fingerprints were all over Uncle Tio's house--case over.
4. At Tio's when Tuko throws Jesse and Walt's phones into the back yard, police would have found them, found their fingerprints and case over.
5. Jesse is not that attractive that super hot chicks would be after him. The actresses chosen to play his love interests are way too pretty for a guy who is a big loser. They are also too tall and too big for him. He seems overpowered by them.
6. The theft of lab equipment would have been noticed. Other teachers would have complained that things were missing. Schools keep up with stuff better than that. Each teacher uses the equipment, so someone would have noticed. There is always a bitchy woman/man on the staff who keeps up with stuff right down to pencils and erasers.
7. No one ever seems to be looking out a window to see murders and kidnappings. Just not realistic.
8. Mike would have immediately killed Walt when Walt killed Gus. Mike would know he had to get to Walt before Walt got to him.
9. Killing 9 in prisons? Come on!! Prisons have cameras everywhere. Someone would have seen something. NOT believeable.
10. When Hank was driving by the laundry, he would have seen Walt's car. We cannot believe that a skilled detective would rely on one person to drive him by that place only one time. He would have driven by at all hours of the day and night.
11. Walt would have spent his money all along for basic household needs. They were barely getting by, so he would have been buying groceries, new shoes for Walt, Jr., baby clothes, gas, etc. He would have always had a pocket full of cash, to make Skyler's life smoother. She would have liked that and he could have eased her along better.
12. Why did Walt make a pass at the principal? Does not make sense for him logically. We are to believe he does all things out of logic. This would only harm him.
13. We are told over and over how he does this for his family. All right-----we get it. You do not have to remind us....enough already.
14. Jesse throwing money away would not happen. He would be doing his best to show that he is a winner to his parents. He would have been buying things for his parents, sending his mom flowers on all occasions, and spending the cash on the girlfriends for diamonds, clothes, etc.
15. Jesse would not drive a beat up car. He would have a Lexus or Mercedes. All drug dealers drive the best cars in town. The local car dealers rely on them to spend their cash and everyone turns a blind eye.
16. Someone with the DEA would be on Walt and Jesse's side. The money is just too much of a temptation. They could have paid off their own informant.
17. Jesse and Walt's DNA would be in the UHaul Truck that did the magnet thing. The magnets would get traced back to the junk yard and case closed. A building used by police would have better security, too.
18. All junk yards have to give account for cars that are smashed. Even though they got rid of the RV, there would be enough left for DNA, even fingerprints. Case closed at that point. The title has to be on file. Someone would have seen it at Jesse's. It was parked there for many days.
19. Someone would notice that Walt was visiting Jesse in the hospital. Case closed.
20. The mask found in the desert would have had fingerprints or DNA from Walt. Case closed. It did lead them back to the school. DEA would have put in cameras and found Walt stealing more property. Most schools have cameras inside anyway. Case closed.
21. Once Walt gets all that money, women would be after him.
22. There are not enough female characters in this show. Women are always around where money is being made. Walt would have been tempted with plenty of 15 to 20 year olds. Hot chicks can sniff out cash.
23. Walt would have been using cough drops with all that coughing.
24. There is a mouth wash that cancer doctors prescribe for lung patients because of the dry mouth and odors. Walt would constantly be using mouthwash and cough drops.
25. NO one with lung disease can run up and down steps. He would be on oxygen therapy with the air tanks needed at all times. Uncle Tio has them and he is sitting. Walt would not be that active with real lung cancer. Lungs determine all movement of the body. He would not be able to move like he does. Even driving a car is difficult with lung cancer and chemo.
26. Nothing is said about the raids on Gus's delivery trucks. Law enforcement would have been involved, this would lead to Gus; case over. Even if it was not reported, someone would see bullet holes in the trucks. We are to believe that cardboard boxes saved Mike from automatic weapon fire???
27. Ted would not be all goo goo over a 40 year old pregnant woman. He would have a long line of 20 year olds in his bed.
28. Once Skylar found problems with Ted's books, he would have fired her. Men do not like bad news.
29. They can pay $800,000 for a car wash????? How is that money laundering????
30. Walt would have been traveling to the Caymen islands or other sites that will launder money for him. He could afford to hire a private plane.
31. Walt would have an alternate plan of escape. With 80 million he would have many options.
32. He would have been sending the family on long vacations, as in Europe or Australia. People with new money travel. He would keep them out of town and out of his way and out of harm.
33. Most people who live in the West do speak Spanish. A person with Walt's intelligence would pick it up easily.
34. Walt would buy diamonds and expensive shoes for Skylar. Woman can be bought off. Logically, he would appeal to her ego. As Ron White says, "Diamonds, that will shut her up."
35. The baby does not seem to grow very fast. Most children will not fit into a bassinet at age 6 to 9 months. Is that a real baby? Looks fake. Why is it always wearing a hat? In New Mexicto with heat in the 100's to 110's?
36. Skylar would have followed Walt to the laundry. case closed.
37. Friends of Crazy 8 would have gone to see Jesse as he was last seen with him.
38. The police are portrayed as bunbling fools. Not so. They are generally very thorough. Not believeable that no police officer can put two and two together.
39. There would have been a police report filed when Walt crashed the new car he bought for Walt Jr. No one gets away with that kind of damage without someone noticing. cash closed
40. Hank has plenty of chances to bug Walt's home or car. He would have put a bug there just to find out the truth, then, he could have built his case.
41. Gus's operation was way to big for him to rely on one person to cook. He would have had cooks all over the place. He could have set up labs in his trucks. He was too smart to put all his eggs in one basket.
42. Tio would not pee in a pool in front of the Don--never happen. Pee on flowers or people, but not the pool where gals are gonna be swimming.
43. Walt Jr. never changes. A kid at age 16 changes in many ways. His hair style is not modern. His clothes are like circa 1995. He is obviously not a teenage; poor choice for actor to play a teenager.
44. Jesse's shirts never get dirty. The white stays the whitest. He sleeps in clothes, but they do not wrinkle and he does not smell. Not believeable.
45. Hospitals film all visitors. Hank would have reviewed the tapes to see who was visiting Jesse. case closed
46.No one is going to take a loaded gun and put it on their own forehead and tell a drug addict to fire. This was so stupid. It shows that Gilligan does not know about REAL guns. He writes about guns like he has seen on TV, but the real ones. A loaded gun can misfire. SAFETY is the first lesson for gun owners. They respect the guns.
47. All the bullets get fired and no one gets hit? Or they get grazed? Would not happen. Even shooters who are bad shots would kill anyone in sight with those kinds of heavy automatic weapons.
48. Train robbery---totally NOT believeable.

 All in all, too many things just are not believeable. Police are not that bad at their jobs and criminals are not that lucky.

Monday, September 9, 2013

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Watermelon for Everyone--what people are saying about this book; Great Reviews!!!!!

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5.0 out of 5 stars Wonderful book!!, September 3, 2013
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Bailey (Knoxville, TN) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Watermelon for Everyone (Paperback)
"Watermelon for Everyone" contains 36 pages of lively illustrations while describing the life cycle of watermelon. The book is set up into 3 sections: Section One is the basic manuscript of the book that gives facts and information about watermelon. Section Two contains non-cook recipes for fun things the family can do together. Section Three contains lesson plans written many years ago by Woodward and used in her classrooms. "I know the lesson plans work really well," said Woodward, "since I used them year after year with hundreds of children." Woodward's lesson plans also list the skills taught with each lesson. This book would be great for all teachers.
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5.0 out of 5 stars my kid loves this book, September 3, 2013
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Its very educational and my children love reading it to each other. Ive used some of the recipes and they are wonderful. A must get for any child of any age.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Yes, for everyone!, September 2, 2013
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Nearly everyone likes watermelon, and I think that most anyone will enjoy this book. How interesting to read about the square-shaped melons grown in Japan! I look forward to tasting some of creative recipes, like the one for watermelon pie! It will make a lovely gift. 5.0 out of 5 stars Everyone should have a copy of "Watermelon for Everyone.", September 2, 2013
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Ms. Woodward is a well-known fixture to the writing scene in Knoxville, Tennessee. Her book "Knoxville's Sunsphere: Biography of a Landmark," is a one-of-a-kind source of research about Knoxville's iconic building and now she has done it again with the topic of watermelon. As is typical of her method, she did exhaustive research into one of the world's most popular foods. You can't go wrong with this book. It will bring knowledge to your brain and a smile to your face. The book also includes recipes and lesson plans-truly something for everyone.

5.0 out of 5 stars We love "Watermelon for Everyone!", September 2, 2013
This review is from: Watermelon for Everyone (Paperback)
As a school teacher and as a parent, I found "Watermelon for Everyone" to be a wonderful addition to my daughter's collection of books. She has truly enjoyed the colorful illustrations and she has told everyone about square watermelons.

It is certainly obvious that Ms. Woodward comes from an educational background (she's a retired school teacher) since the book has lesson plans and several non-cook recipes for students of all ages. These projects are great for those rainy days when children are cranky.

5.0 out of 5 stars Leave to a retired school teacher to make a great book!, September 1, 2013
This review is from: Watermelon for Everyone (Paperback)
Co-workers at the Knoxville Journal Newspaper, Martha Rose Woodward, writer, and Pat Griffeth, production manager and graphic artist, teamed up to create a delightful book. Releasing "Watermelon for Everyone" has been the culmination of a journey that began with a conversation they had one day at work. Griffeth was explaining to Woodward how she had always wanted to illustrate a book and Woodward said she had always wanted to write one. It was kind of like that old commercial when chocolate and peanut butter meet and make a new candy bar.

We can be glad they did make this book; it is colorful, a fun read and has history along with recipes. I love books of all kinds and this is one I am happy to own.

5.0 out of 5 stars "Watermelon for Everyone", September 1, 2013
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"Watermelon for Everyone" contains 38 pages and is divided into sections that contain history, recipes and lesson plans. It was written by a retired school teacher from Knoxville, Tennessee and it would have been fun to be in her classroom with lessons that end with: "Each student may now eat the watermelon."

The Northside Kiwanis Club selected this book to give to a local school's library.

This book would make a nice gift for birthdays and Christmas, too. It is colorful and informative, while teaching many skills, but not with an "in-your-face" style.

5.0 out of 5 stars VERY UNIQUE READING---Watermelon for Everyone, September 1, 2013
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The author of this great book took the best of all the worlds...fun,educational, recipes,history, pop quizes, practical uses and how to's and turned this book into a wonderful fun book on watermelons. She has to be a teacher to put it all together like this. It is one of the first books that I have seen that encompasses everything to get one's attention. A MUST READ for everyone whether you like watermelons or not. A Watermelon Smoothie??? WOW!!Who would ever have thought of this? A great read for all ages from 8 up!!!

5.0 out of 5 stars Really Great Book - Grandchildren loved it!, September 1, 2013
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I bought several copies of the "Watermelon for Everyone" to give to my grandchildren. But, I believe I enjoyed it just as much as them. It was full of interesting information that I did not know about watermelons. And since watermelons are one of my favorite fruits, I liked knowing their history. I would give an A+ to Woodward for a well written book. It would be a good book for schools to have in their library or even have as suggested reading to help motivate children to enjoy reading.
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5.0 out of 5 stars watermelon for everyone, December 2, 2011
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A father of four and grandfather of three I found the book "Watermelon for Everyone" the most ideal book for their development and pleasure. I highly reccomend this book for anyone seeking to educate and entertain children.

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5.0 out of 5 stars Great Little Book, September 1, 2013
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Makes me hungry just thumbing through the pages of this delightful book. Watermelon is for everyone. Rarely does anybody say they do not just love watermelon.

Thanks to Martha and Patricia for producing something positive and sweet in a world torn with too much negativity.

You can certainly tell a school teacher had something to do with this book. It is well-organized, has fun activities for students of all ages and it teaches us a thing or two about watermelon. I especially enjoyed making Watermelon Lemonade--what a great treat!

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5.0 out of 5 stars Educational & Fun, September 1, 2013
This review is from: Watermelon for Everyone (Paperback)
Woodward said that when she was working on this book, she wanted it to be something that could be used as a teaching tool by parents and teachers. She met this goal and more as this book begins with colorful photos of the various kinds of watermelons and takes children through the life cycle of watermelon as it goes from tiny seeds to plants that develop into something wonderful to eat.

"Watermelon for Everyone" contains 36 pages and is divided into 3 sections: Section One is the basic manuscript of the book that gives facts and information about watermelon. Section Two contains non-cook recipes for fun things the family can do together. Section Three contains lesson plans written many years ago by Woodward and used in her classrooms. Martha says she knows the lesson plans work really well since she used them year after year with hundreds of children.

This book will make a lovely gift for that special person.
 
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5.0 out of 5 stars Enjoyable and educational, December 9, 2011
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Children will enjoy this book as well as grown ups who read it to younger children. Great book and illustrations.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Cute book!, December 2, 2011
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Cute book! This book would be a great addition to any collection. Also great for teachers! I think it was even written by a teacher! Buy one!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Something for everyone!, November 22, 2011
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Fun book! Full of fun facts, recipes, lesson plans, something for everyone! This is an awesome book for kids and parents....and teachers!

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5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome book!, November 22, 2011
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These two ladies have created a wonderful and enjoyable book for children. It is not only for parents but for teachers too.
5.0 out of 5 stars From seed to fruit, September 6, 2013
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This beautiful, non-fiction book explains the entire life cycle of a watermelon from seed to fruit. It includes a section of non-cooked and cooked watermelon recipes. It also includes lesson plans for teachers and parents listing watermelon-themed activities for students and children-perfect for a rainy day or any time.

5.0 out of 5 stars We love Watermelon for Everyone!, September 6, 2013
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Our family has always loved watermelon, and now we love Watermelon for Everyone! Great writing and wonderful art - all ages will enjoy this book.
5.0 out of 5 stars What the Angels Eat . . ., September 4, 2013
This review is from: Watermelon for Everyone (Paperback)
Mark Twain once said, "When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat." It is true and after reading "Watermelon for Everyone", it is easy to understand why. In this delightful book, Martha Woodward lovingly shares all kinds of useful and entertaining information about all aspects of the watermelon. What a joyful read. Like the watermelon, this book is for everyone.

Sunday, September 8, 2013

Watermelon for Everyone--2013 contestant for Best in the World by Gourmand Magazine in Madrid, Spain

Martha Rose Woodward, writer

Watermelon for Everyone ---teachers and children love this book


Watermelon growing in the fields of Butler's Farm in Blount County, Tennessee

Watermelon for Everyone--Woodward's book receives honor in Spain


Gourmand Magazine Sends Request for "Watermelon for Everyone" to Enter World Cookbook Award

Martha Rose Woodward, writer and Patricia Griffeth ,illustrator, received word this week about the entry of their book “Watermelon for Everyone” into the 2013 World Cookbook Awards Contest sponsored by Gourmand Magazine in Madrid, Spain.

“Watermelon for Everyone” has been selected to compete in the 2013 World Cookbook Awards as one of the best books in the world on the topic of watermelon.

The selection of Woodward’s book came from Edouard Cointreau, President and Founder of Gourmand Magazine. Headquarters for Gourmand Magazine is Madrid, Spain. Mr. Cointreau spends a major portion of each year in China as well.

Mr. Cointreau wrote to Ms. Woodward:

“Please send your book “Watermelon for Everyone” , for the Gourmand Awards .

It is very special, and it might qualify for a Special Award.

We have a special focus on watermelon this year.

Now I am in Beijing, for its BIBF Book Fair next week.

I visited their huge Watermelon Museum. It is really well done. Your book should be there in Chinese.

Participating in our awards will give international exposure to your book.

You will find an entry form in the attached document,

Thank you

Edouard Cointreau

GOURMAND INTERNATIONAL
Gourmand World Cookbook Awards, President and Founder
China Food Television, President of Honour
Paris Cookbook Fair, President

WFWF-TV, World Association of Food TV Producers, President
www.cookbookfair.com

Paris Cookbookfair Video on youtube.com
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRGgLOaGadc



www.gourmand-magazine.com

Thursday, September 5, 2013

"Watermelon for Everyone" honored with entry in world-wide contest

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Book About Watermelon in Knoxville, Tennessee Nominated in Spain



Martha Rose Woodward, writer and Patricia Griffeth ,illustrator, received word this week about the entry of their book “Watermelon for Everyone” into the 2013 World Cookbook Awards Contest sponsored by Gourmand Magazine in Madrid, Spain.
“Watermelon for Everyone” has been selected to compete in the 2013 World Cookbook Awards as one of the best books in the world on the topic of watermelon.
The 38 page, lively book is a delightful look at the life cycle of watermelon. The colorful illustrations capture the attention of students of all ages with fun facts, interesting details and recipes-both non-cook and cooked- about the popular and tasty fruit.
The selection of Woodward’s book came from Edouard Cointreau, President and Founder of Gourmand Magazine, President of China Food Television, President of the Paris Cookbook Fair, and President of WFWF-TV, World Association of Food TV Producers. Headquarters for Gourmand Magazine is Madrid, Spain. Mr. Cointreau spends a major portion of each year in China as well.

Mr. Cointreau wrote to Ms. Woodward:

“Please send your book “Watermelon for Everyone” , for the Gourmand Awards .

It is very special, and it might qualify for a Special Award.

We have a special focus on watermelon this year.

Now I am in Beijing, for its BIBF Book Fair next week.

I visited their huge Watermelon Museum. It is really well done. Your book should be there in Chinese.

Participating in our awards will give international exposure to your book.

You will find an entry form in the attached document,

Thank you

Edouard Cointreau
GOURMAND INTERNATIONAL

Gourmand World Cookbook Awards, President and Founder

China Food Television, President of Honour

Paris Cookbook Fair, President

WFWF-TV, World Association of Food TV Producers, President
www.cookbookfair.com

Paris Cookbookfair Video on youtube.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HRGgLOaGadc

www.gourmand-magazine.com
Woodward, a retired school teacher, says she has had the book in mind for several years, but needed an illustrator. “It was a conversation with Pat about how she reads books to her grandchildren that led us to a discussion about my manuscript,” said Woodward. “It popped into my mind to ask Pat to come on board as the illustrator. It was like that commercial when peanut butter meets chocolate and makes Reese's Cups. Our skills blended together really well. Little did I know that Pat had been dreaming about illustrating a book.”

Watermelon for Everyone is an informational book that can be used as an instructional tool for parents and teachers. Woodward says she wanted children to know that a melon begins as a seed. “I think boys and girls need to understand where food comes from,” said Woodward. “I wanted them to know that a tiny seed holds the beginning of life. I hope they will become interested in gardening. I wanted everyone to know that watermelon can be used in recipes as both a sweet and a savory.”

The book is published by Amazon CreateSpace and is available at www .amazon.com The book cost $12.00 at area book stores or from the internet. An autographed copy can be purchased from the author by sending an e mail to Sunspherebook @aol.com or phoning 865 951 0319..

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